COFFEE FOR
MORMONS.
BAPTISM
OPTIONAL.
A ridiculously delicious brew that tastes just like coffee — Mormons drink it because they're Mormon, everyone else drinks it because it's awesome. You choose your caffeine: 0mg to 300mg per cup.
Who's it for?
MADE FOR MORMONS.
OPEN TO EVERYONE.
If you're Mormon, this is literally your coffee — finally. If you're not, you're welcome too. It's delicious, it's healthy, and the caffeine is exactly what you want it to be.
Your coffee. Yes, yours.
Finally a coffee that's yours. Tastes like the real thing, keeps it 0mg caffeine — Word of Wisdom friendly, and genuinely nourishing (folate, fiber, the works). Have it at 9pm, sleep like a baby at 9:30.
Just a Dang Good Cup.
Low acid, no crash, no jitters (unless you ask for them). Dial the caffeine from 0 to a heroic 300mg per cup — your energy, your rules. Oh, and it's genuinely delicious.
The Product
MORMON COFFEE
Looks like instant coffee. Tastes like the real thing. Nourishing — not just stimulating.
A fine, instant-style powder that brews into a cup so close to coffee you'll side-eye your barista. Bold, nutty, smooth, with a clean finish. No jitters, no stomach acid. Made from the roasted seed of the capomo (breadnut) tree — a plant that's been nourishing people for millennia.
- ✓ Tastes remarkably like coffee
- ✓ You choose the caffeine: 0mg, 100mg, 200mg, or 300mg per cup
- ✓ Dissolves instantly — hot or cold water
- ✓ 30 servings per bag
- ✓ Low acid, no crash, gentle on your stomach
- ✓ Naturally rich in folate, fiber, potassium, calcium & iron
- ✓ Traditional herbal remedy for new mothers & milk production
- ✓ No phytoestrogens — safe for men & testosterone (unlike soy)
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The whole point
YOUR CAFFEINE,
YOUR CALL.
This is what makes Mormon Coffee different. You pick exactly how wired you want to be — from zero caffeine at all to absolutely giddy. Most brands pick one level. We think that's silly.
Tastes Like Coffee
Bold, nutty, slightly bitter — the same notes as your favorite dark roast. Side-by-side, most people genuinely can't tell.
Caffeine You Control
0 to 300mg per cup. Decaf nightcap or giddy morning rocket fuel — you decide how buzzed you want to be.
Nourishing, Not Just Stimulating
Acid-free, low glycemic (under 29), and packed with folate (natural folic acid for moms), tryptophan, fiber, potassium, calcium, and iron. Brewed for centuries to support new mothers and stimulate milk production — and with zero phytoestrogens, there's no downside for men or testosterone. About 35 calories per cup.
Good for the Earth
Grown in living rainforest, hand-harvested. The crop actually rebuilds soil instead of stripping it.
The faithful are talking
REVIEWS FROM
THE CONGREGATION.
"I genuinely could not tell this wasn't coffee. I did a blind taste test on my husband. He failed. Spectacularly."
"The 0mg is my evening ritual now. Tastes like coffee, sleeps like a baby. Finally — my coffee."
"300mg Repentance Mode got me through finals week AND made me a more pleasant person. Unclear how."
"My stomach finally stopped yelling at me. Tastes better than the 'real' stuff at half the coffee shops in town."
"Bought it as a joke for my Mormon coworker. Now we're both on our fourth bag. The joke is on me, I guess."
"Not Mormon, don't care. Good for the earth AND it slaps? I dial it to 200mg and I'm set forever."
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Questions, answered
FAQ.
Wait — is this actually coffee?
It tastes just like coffee, but it isn't made from the coffee plant — it's made from a roasted seed. We call it Mormon Coffee because that's exactly what it tastes like. The name is a little joke and a lot of truth.
I'm Mormon. Can I drink this?
A resounding yes. The Word of Wisdom does not ban caffeine — it specifically bans anything made from the coffee plant, and this drink is not. It's made from the seed of the breadnut tree. Mormon Coffee is completely Mormon-kosher. The 0mg version is there if you want zero caffeine, but every level is doctrinally fine.
How can caffeine go from 0mg to 300mg?
The base is naturally caffeine-free. We add caffeine at four levels — 0mg, 100mg, 200mg, and 300mg per cup — so you pick exactly how buzzy you want to be. Coffee taste with zero caffeine? Done. See God? Also done.
Does it really taste like coffee?
Genuinely, yes. It hits the same dark, nutty, slightly-bitter notes. In blind taste tests, most people can't reliably tell the difference. We encourage you to test it on a know-it-all friend.
Is it healthy?
Genuinely, yes — this is one of the most nutritious things you can brew. The roasted breadnut seed is naturally rich in folate (the natural form of folic acid, critical for mothers and moms-to-be), potassium, calcium, iron, zinc, magnesium, and a complete amino acid profile including tryptophan for mood and sleep. For centuries it's been used in traditional medicine to support postpartum recovery, stimulate milk production in nursing mothers, and purify the blood. It's acid-free, low-glycemic (under 29), soy-free, and free of common allergens. Unlike soy, it contains zero phytoestrogens — so there's no downside for men or testosterone. It's all good and no bad. Always check with your doctor for your specific situation.
What's it made from?
A roasted seed called breadnut (also known as capomo) that's been brewed into a coffee-like drink for generations. We turn it into a fine instant-style powder and add exactly the caffeine you want. That's the whole story.
How many servings in a bag?
Each bag contains 30 servings. One teaspoon per cup, hot or cold water, dissolves instantly.
How fast is shipping?
Orders ship within 1–2 business days and typically arrive in 3–5 days. Free shipping on orders over $50.